Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Chic is not aspirational!!

Damn those people at the NYTimes!!!!!


Sniff, and Scratch Your Head
By CHANDLER BURR
Published: August 28, 2005
NY Times Style Section

Start with the obvious: Diorella is a profoundly strange perfume. A Frenchman I said this to became very defensive and replied, ''Diorella is a classic!'' Which was not only irrelevant -- it also missed the point entirely. Can you describe Diorella? People say, ''Intensely flowery''; they say, ''Fresh yet weightless''; they say, ''Notes of citrus and ripe fruit'' and blah-blah-blah. O.K., fine. All of this is wrong: what is wonderful about Diorella is that it smells like a new fur coat that has been rubbed with a very creamy mint toothpaste. Not gel. Paste. It is a great, great fragrance. It was created for Dior by the legendary perfumer Edmond Roudnitska in 1972, and it feels like 1932 and 2022 at the same time. And that means that Diorella is -- there's just no other way to describe it -- strange. And that's good.

A rich, tasteful fragrance sauntered by one evening on long legs. I was at a Fragonard party in Paris with the perfume expert Luca Turin, and he shrugged it off. ''Luxury scent,'' he said. ''Not chic.'' Then he brightened and said, ''Now, Caron, on the other hand, is absolutely proper, proper chic.'' ''What is chic?'' I asked. He said, ''Um,'' and squinted at the ceiling as if the definition were written up there. ''Chic,'' he finally said, ''is when you don't have to prove you have money. Chic is not aspirational. Chic is all about humor, which means chic is about intelligence.'' Then he added: ''And there has to be oddness. Luxury is comfortable, expensive and conformist. But chic, which, of course, must be polite and not incommode others, can be as weird as it wants.''

Now, strange is hard to come by. People fear strange. ''It's not something I look for,'' admitted Pamela Roberts, the creative director of the marvelously unusual collection L'Artisan Parfumeur, although she fully appreciates it. ''Givenchy's Amarige is a gorgeous perfume,'' Roberts says. ''And exactly what you expect a gorgeous perfume to be. I love it, and it is luxurious, whereas Chanel No. 19 is very strange. Sublime and strange.''
Speaking of strange, L'Artisan Parfumeur has Dzing!, which smells of the circus: the smell of the great cats, the sawdust in the ring and the leather whip. Turin introduced me to Dzing! with one word: ''weird.'' If you think that sounds unwearable, go to the new L'Artisan store at Thompson and Spring Streets in SoHo and smell it; you might find you're wrong.
L'Artisan's strangeness comes in part from its search to transform familiar odors into perfume. ''When we came out with Premier Figuier, it was extremely strange,'' Roberts told me. ''People said that for years. One day I walked by a girl -- 1994, it had just come out -- and she said, 'C'est merveilleux! You smell like a tree! I want some.'''
I just got Burberry Brit Red, and it's one of the oddest scents I've come across in a long time. You think, Fruit. Then you think, No, candy. Then you think, The heat that comes off arid stones after baking under the sun. Then you think, Well, no. ...
''Strange perfumes,'' Roberts says, ''have the quality of being unplaceable.'' Frederic Malle, the creator of the exquisite Editions de Parfums, defines them nicely: ''They are themselves.'' For Malle (and lots of others), Guerlain's Mitsouko is one of the smartest fragrances ever, ''a bizarre accord of chypre, fruit and you have absolutely no idea what else.'' The analogy in his view is music: ''When you hear a familiar tune, it's not chic. It's charming.
But Schubert or Mahler, their odd contrasts, the weird, darkish tonalities -- they're strange.''
Consider Sugar and Sake by Fresh, two fragrances I love. But only one is strange. White table sugar itself has no smell, and its perfume namesake is a lovely olfactory concept of the idea of sweetness that is delightful. Sake, on the other hand, is strange. It has no identifiable smell, not even sake. When you wear it, people don't say, ''Wow, I love your fragrance.'' They say, simply, ''You smell wonderful!''
Then there's Rei Kawakubo, the queen of strange. Kawakubo's fragrances do that same can't-define-it thing. Her 2 is the dictionary definition of strange. I hated it at first, and now I love it. A couple of weeks ago, I was hanging out with a pleasant 20-something at Club Macanudo. He stuck out his arm. I leaned over obligingly and said, ''2.'' He was floored. ''Superimpressed, dude!'' -- but he shouldn't have been, given 2's perfect embodiment of the quality of strangeness. 2 is a shape-shifter, a snake of smoke in dark air. It is strangeness that makes your eyes narrow, strangeness that pulls you into deep waters. It is brilliance in a bottle. But some people don't seem to get that. Which, to me, is very strange.

Skinny me

On Feb 6 I will officially start my new personal anti-fat campaign. Applaud me.

I have fallen in love and a side effect is that I have, uh, increased my mass. Really. And since I will be turning 30 in less than one month that is not such a good idea, it only gets harder to decrease you girth, or so the tales go. I definitely have the body I earned now rather than the AWESOME one God gave me in my early 20’s. I want that body again with its reasonable breasts rather than porn star breasts and full hips rather that ample or generous hips. I want to be a comfy 8 again rather than a snug 10 or even 12 when I wanna breath all day… I want to stuff myself into clothes without looking stuffed into my clothes.

Anyone who understands that nuance knows what I’m talking about. Holla!

Hats off to Zathura II

Because she decided to just come through for a second, facilitating reassessment and reconciliation. And then poof.

Love and light…
Mme. George

Monday, January 30, 2006

some of my favorite things pt. 1

Below is a very partial, very short list of some of my favorite things off the cuff today:


Aveda SPF 15 Lip Balm

My lips are like death valley right now, I'm marching right to the Aveda store after work to handle that. I kid you not, this balm will save your life. Well at least your lips. It has a gorgeous texture. Not waxy at all and leaves you lips with just the right amount of sheen that says; “I’m not wearing any balm, I just drink a lot of water everyday and am naturally hydrated. Really.”

I mean, it’s a bit expensive for a balm… at least until you put it on, then you realize that you really cannot live without it. That the .99 cents chapstic will never, ever satisfy you again. I used to keep a tube in EVERY bag a carried so I wouldn’t get caught without. In fact, I’m about to resurrect that practice right now! Hello healthy pout.

http://www.aveda.com/templates/products2/spp.tmpl?CATEGORY_ID=CATEGORY7183&PRODUCT_ID=PROD5897


Change49 Hoodies

Fred doesn’t seem to want to make them for me anymore, but I have more than enough items to stunt and front with for a few more years before I kidnap him while he’s meditating and make him paint new, me-specific C49 hoodies. If you’re listening Touchy you should be shaking in fear. The wrath of the Empress holds little mercy. Wahhahahaha!!!

http://www.change49.com/hoods.html


Second Denim Jeans

I’d never heard of these designers. Perhaps because there are SO MANY designer jeans out and the new lines are coming out so quickly that who cares. And these designers are from Canada, eh. Who can keep up? But early January I rocked into Pieces Harlem (love that place) having decided that I will finally take the plunge and buy a pair of expensive jeans at full price. Or at least not only look at the sale jeans. But I’d spent the day looking at jeans and found that that elusive place between too rigid denim and too much stretch had eluded me. Until I put on the Second jeans. Perfect. They sat tight around my hips and butt and dropped to an elegant wide leg with just the right amount of distressing so as not to be fussy. Perfect. I didn’t have to think twice AND they were on sale. Whoo hoo! But the price was just icing, really I would have paid double for them….

http://www.secondclothing.com/images/main.html
http://www.piecesofbklyn.com

monday man

Well, I had an awsome fashion discovery this weekend. I found a natty black man who makes awesome shoes. I mean awesome like really, truly, awesome. Italian made, leather soled awesome. Dude walked into T.H., pulled out his bag of tricks and inside, in my size, were a pair of red suede d'orsay pumps. Classic versions of the ones I've wanted since V&R sent those deer antlered models with understated gray dreamy clothes and fuck-me-red pumps down the runway... perhaps you remember that show. I do, it's how I dress in my fantasies. Well, my V&R-type avante-Belgian clothing fantasies. There are also the JPG ethnic chic fantasies and the Junya Wantanabe sweater or bubble coat fantasies. And the Yohji all black red lipstick fantasies...

Anyway, even though I've shopped WAAAYYYYY past my budget this week (I bought a secondhand Balenciaga from Mai's rummage sale, paid for Italian lessons and oh shit, is rent due?) I needed those shoes. And when I rocked them Saturday night it proved they were worth every dime (and I got them on sale.) I would post a picture, but i don't think photos will do them enough justice. I didn't even love them til I put them on and then i could not take them off. My mom paraded them around her party and Isaac made me roll up my pants to admire them at his party. But I think he was drunk...

Regardless, I am broke and happy even though my 2 signature purchases this do not match at all. Can you imagine orange metallic suede with flame red suede? I can and it makes me quesy...

http://www.rondonfoot.com/home.html

ok

trying to figure this out.

Friday, January 27, 2006

aspirational

i use that word all the time... it totally makes sense and it's just a freaking marketing word.